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Are you unhappy? Are you alone? Fear not, the light is always on for you in the fridge.
Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues.
I’m standing outside. In other words, I’m outstanding.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light bulb in the fridge?
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I had a joke about Pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
